oh my here we go. these will be brief as, like always, i am pressed for time so here goes.
babylon ad - 4.5/10 snaps - this movie lost 2 snaps just for the ending so this one's going to have some spoilers. you have been forewarned. i enjoy vin diesel films. not only is he good looking but like bruce willis and kurt russell he tends to look fantastic even when mangled up a bit. his job was to put on the normal diesel tough guy and he does it well. melanie tierry, michelle yeoh, and the rest of the cast also put in great performances. the action scenes in this movie are fun. everything keeps you pretty interested until about the last 30 minutes of the film where apparently mathieu kassovitz [director/screenplay writer] lost his mind. i can deal with the fact that the main character aurora is supposedly this cross of genetically modified organism with artificial intelligence [which they elude to quite bluntly with the "extinct in this era" siberian tigers that are 2nd generation clones], i can deal with the post-apocalyptic earth and everyone fending for themselves, i can see how putting everything on an evil religion made sense to help explain away any reasoning, i can even almost put up with the fact that because she's a gmo/ai hybrid she somehow has all these mysterious magical powers such as being psychic, an empath, automatically knowing an infinite bank of knowledge, and the ability to avoid bodily harm BUT when aurora is mystically pregnant with twins [so we've now moved on to asexual gmo/ai hybrid] and ends up killing off vin so that he can handily dandily be resurrected by her father whose also some walking lab experiment in order to rewind his brain back to when he died to figure out where she's gone and then manages to die in childbirth after amazingly avoiding all sorts of other life-threatening damage is just a bit much. the movie is worth watching when it hits dvd and i only say this if there are alternate endings available. let's hope the new fast & furious film blows us all away to redeem vin just a bit. at least that film has michelle rodriguez.
death race - 8/10 snaps - not many spoilers here. i was thoroughly surprised by this film. i expected it to be total crap. figured i was going to see a b movie and ended up happily entertained. definitely worth a dvd rental. go see it at the theaters if you're a jason statham fan. plus it has inspired me to rent death race 2000 because apparently it's even more fun than the remake.
postal - uhhhh i'll say 7/10 snaps - this film is the only film i've seen by uwe boll that's worth a damn. i can see why it didn't have a huge release in the us [especially here in sc] because wow is it offensive. if you're american, jewish, white, black, muslim, a midget, christian, overweight, handicapped, live in a trailer park, work in a coffee shop, are a policeman, are handicapped, are a child molester, well basically if you're living you will be offended. worth a rent if you can handle the offensiveness. it does have a slew of pretty famous actors such as zack ward, verne troyer, chris coppola, and dave foley plus uwe makes fun of himself as well he should since the majority of his other films are utter crap. not to mention if you need a really great stress reliever the video game is most excellent as you can kill whoever you like and then urinate all over them. it's fairly interesting.
the rocker - 8.5/10 - i really didn't know too much about this one going into it. really enjoyed it. i love the music industry and this story takes a big punch at it. my favorite line in the film was mattie saying, "i mean look at him. it's like abercrombie's making people now!" i think i'll start using that more often. don't you always hate when you see someone who looks like they fell out of the pages of the abercrombie magazine? well now it's just plain laughable. worth a trip to the movies and most definitely worth a rent and/or buy.
other than that not much else going on. staying really busy with the phd work and haven't even had all that much time to game. hopefully monday will allow for a bit of r&r. i did get a fantastic new laptop and here's a link to her gorgeous self. that was christmas coming early so i'm very ecstatic about playing on it. anywho i'm working so everyone have a great holiday weekend and enjoy the silence.
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