i don't have sharingan...so sue me...

ah well as the title suggests this is mainly regarding naruto...i understand they've made this a kids show over here in the us of a but it just isn't that kind of show...apparently in japan they watch anime as opposed to soap operas. i can't blame them at all. when i was a freshman at clemson my roommates loved to watch soap operas. i did end up attached to passions for a while but thank god now that's over. anywho back to the anime. i've seen lots of it, not a few as some may imagine but when i say lots, i mean lots. i have the entire elfen lied series on dvd AND i didn't get upset at all when lucy offed all those peeps. don't mess with me, my conscience doesn't agree with you. anywhos back to the point...i really enjoy two animes that are both making their way into our mainstream television - bleach and naruto. bleach is by far my favorite. well naruto is enjoyable to say the least but i have yet to figure out how america is going to handle the intense violence that is inevitable in this show. i have also realized that whichever naruto character you find as your favorite will tell a lot about the type of person you are/or intend to be...anyway, i have been catching up on the series today and just found myself adoring the current storyline. i'm past the time skip and i really appreciate how all the characters have grown at this point. i highly suggest the series in japanese...it's odd to watch it in english at least for me...bleach in english isn't so bad...

eh off to do whatever...enjoy the silence...

slumdog millionaire

well folks - it's the once a week blog for everyone. sorry that it hasn't been more...

slumdog millionaire - 9/10 snaps - normally i'm not a huge fan of the oscars movies and last year i went out and rented there will be blood which by the way does not have nearly enough blood in it to warrant that title but in my opinion nothing in the film was all that fantastic...slumdog however was fantastic. it also makes you really appreciate the fact that you're american. i felt utterly awful about how those indian children were growing up and i have a good many indian friends since they're pretty prevalent in higher education around these parts. spoilers ahead...again consider yourself warned. if you haven't heard about the film besides the oscars, the premise is that an indian boy is trying to find the love of his life [as it has been destined] by becoming a contestant on who wants to be a millionaire in india. i really enjoyed the three musketeers reference throughout the film as my cat is named aremis [although it should be spelled aramis] and so i immediately picked up on it becoming the million dollar question. well written, fantastic acting, captivating...definitely worth a trip to the theater...if not there rent it...you'll enjoy it i promise...

besides that nothing much else going on...research per normal. i've been grouping my sequences and working on getting them into the four different serotypes. shortly i'll be aligning them once i've finished placing them into the correct serotypes.

i've also noticed a huge increase in my interest for music recently. i'll have to delve into that later.

as for now...enjoy the silence...

taken and friday the 13th...

well i should have gotten these up sooner but as always time is a precious commodity around here nowadays.

taken - 8/10 snaps - except for some idiotic moves on the american teenagers' parts [apparently they are that dumb] the film was riveting. lots of action. very worthwhile. liam neeson put in a stellar performance. i also appreciated that they took a good bit of time to set things up rather than just jumping right into the fray. go see it if you get the chance and enjoy a lot of action. a definite rental if it has already left your area.

friday the 13th - 3.5/10 snaps - booooo. i don't even know if this is rent worthy unless you're a huge jason voorhees fan and to tell you the truth i'm not sure that's enough. the film was disappointing to say the least. spoilers ahead, ye have been warned. let me start at the beginning...we see 5 teenagerish scalliwags with camping gear near camp crystal lake. they are there why? any guesses? yeah, to find some supposed stash of marijuana growing in the woods...does this sound completely idiotic to anyone else? i was happy when they died. do they make movies anymore where you're empathetic towards the characters at some point? there's some nudity and i think two sex scenes if i remember correctly. the only saving grace in the film was aaron yoo's role which as normal was pretty freaking hilarious. i was sad to see him and arlen escarpeta bite the dust because they were the only characters worth watching. the preview also shows how many people are murdered so once you hit that quota the mystery is kinda gone as to what's going to happen in the end.

eh enough about the crappy film. in other news i've caught up on naruto. i was thoroughly surprised to see they killed off asuma as he was somewhat a main character and not quite old enough to die yet plus his wife is pregnant. other than that the series has been pretty entertaining as of late. glad to see two more members of akatsuki killed although i think we'll end up seeing the immortal sadist again; hence the word immortal. it was also nice to see another jinchuuriki but she wasn't in the series long enough to get any kind of grip on how powerful other jinchuuriki may be.

i'll post later about research and life in general. i'm running late for my grant writing class!

have a most excellent day!

enjoy the silence...

push

push - 7.5/10 snaps - sean and i both enjoyed the film. i really like dakota fanning so i thought i may be a bit biased. i think there's a comic that the movie is based on but i am not positive. it's your normal superhero film with a tiny twist. i read some critic's review that said this movie had a bit of a memento feel and i have to agree. you've got all sorts of powers: bleeders [although sean and i think they should more aptly be called screamers] who function like banshee, movers - obviously your telekinetic folks, pushers - push whatever thoughts they want into your head, watchers - those that see the ever-changing future, stitches - can manipulate your insides by touching you...ew, shadows - can hide people and apparently locations, wipers - can get rid of certain memories [hello eternal sunshine of the spotless mind], and shifters - can change things appearances. i would definitely want to be a shifter. dude was spending paper as money - so totally super cool! anywho i think if you like such films as jumper and memento then you'll enjoy this one as well.

have a great day - i'm off to school...

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oh teh sims...why have ye forsaken me?

so i've been anxiously awaiting the sims 3 which was due to come out at the end of february ever since my sims 2 game decided to ingest a bug and stop working correctly even when reinstalled. on february 3rd the idiots at ea decided that they were going to postpone the title until JUNE. /cry

coraline

coraline - 8/10 snaps - saw it in 3d - one can see the film either way and prolly come out with the same experience. it stuck to the book like glue. very cute. feel free to drag along kids and adults of all ages regardless of whether they are willing. it's a nice lesson movie for kids too about how they should appreciate what they have or maybe more about how the grass isn't greener on the other side...

i have yet to see push but may get a chance to do that today depending on sean's work schedule [spooky that the first time i typed sean's name i listed him as fievall - who's been playing too much everquest? that's me...but i have my cloak of the harvester so :P]

sean's birthday is coming up and we had a small family party at my aunts last sunday. it was a dual birthday party for sean and thomas' new girlfriend laura. i HATE giving out gift cards to people for any special occassion but i don't know laura well enough and that was about all she had on her list so we got her a gift card to barnes & noble. i'd have much rather purchased a book but what can you do? i've started reading a new manga called fairy tail. it's fairly interesting as the characters who are all powerful wizards also seem to have something odd wrong with each of them. ex: one gets carsick all the time, another is perpetually removing his clothes, one chick is an alcoholic. i've read the first two and i'm enjoying it thus far. i really need to catch up on bleach. i've obtained all the episodes, just haven't watched them yet.

also the wonderful card company holiday is looming around the corner. i have no idea what we should do for valentine's day. i have obtained a present so at least i'm that far into the game. last year we ended up eating at a waffle house on singles awareness day as we had to go help tandy [sean's stepdad] because he had blown a tire [or tires...i'm fuzzy on this] on his 18 wheeler on the way back to south carolina from georgia so we drove to georgia and sean helped him do some kinda work on the trailer which ended up pulling it up higher so he could ride back without two tires. by the time we got back to lexington nothing else was open making waffle house our only option. we ended up sitting next to a group of teenagers who all magically had free waffle coupons [appeared as though they had copied them or some such] which caused the manager to call another waffle house that had supposedly issued the coupons and ended with the teenagers all having a free meal. hopefully this year we'll be able to either go somewhere or do something nice at home.

enjoy the silence...

careless whisper

i know, i know, i already posted today but then i ended up listening to seether's new single careless whisper which is a remake of the 1984 wham! song and i've just got to say i totally love it. way to go guys. yet another thing you've done right.

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just a scoche of time

well i have just a tiny bit of time to post. only 2 on the movie front until after this weekend [should be adding push and coraline most definitely]. we saw my bloody valentine in 3d with my parents, johnathon, and his girlfriend [quiche - i would put your entire name here but i'm not sure how to spell it and you've listed yourself as quiche on myspace...doh!]. i'll give it 4/10 snaps as i was at the least amused the entire time. per any normal hollywood scary movie [even a remake in this one's case] the characters are just moronic during most of the film but a whole bunch of them get hacked and slashed or i guess more appropriately perforated as the weapon of choice was a pickaxe. the original was just as good and probably just a tiny bit better as at least the story made a bit more sense and if you watch the remake which has a lot of added stuffs you end up with a different retelling. i do NOT suggest going to see this with your parents as there's a scene of complete frontal nudity that lasts for a good 8 to 12 minutes. the chick isn't bad looking so hey added bonus for most gentlemen and some ladies out there, but the experience was most uncomfortable sitting next to my mom.

let the right one in ~ 6.5/10 snaps ~ foreign film regarding a boy who befriends a vampire. the film is very gory in parts and not that adorable 10 year old kirsten dunst vampirism gore, this vampire is a bit frightening regardless of the 12 year old facade. i suggest reading the book BEFORE viewing the film as i spoke with my friend rhiannon who also saw the film and she was able to explain a lot that i could not figure out as i had not read the book. makes a lot more sense and i'm currently on the waiting list for the book at the richland county library. it surprises me that between the richland county and lexington county libraries there is only ONE copy of this book. oh well, i'm sixth in line. not like i have much time to read anyways. anywho back to the film...i enjoyed it. it's currently downloadable and i think still playing at the nickelodeon theater if you live in columbia, sc. it's worth a shot for anyone who is interested in something a bit off from the norm of hollywood.

so i haven't posted about actual life in a while i suppose. i'm currently busy [as always]. my list of priorities are as such: research [dengue virus], class, vista psychiatric, eq2. i'm currently picking up some veterinary transcription which will be fun i think. i'm taking a look at the preparing future faculty program but doubt that i'll step into that until the fall semester of 09 or 10 even.

sean [south] and i have set a date for the wedding. may 8th, 2010. i know that it's over a year away. i was fully aware of that fact when i decided on it and there are multiple reasons behind it. i'm getting on my wiifit almost daily trying to lose pounds so i can get back to a happy weight and i've been sticking to the 1300 calorie per day diet for almost a month now. i'm not losing tons at a time but i'm losing and that's all that matters. the wiifit says i'm doing well even though it makes my little mii fat all the time. in fact i currently have 4 stars in regular hula hoop, super hula hoop, step, and advanced step. i am super proud of the 4 stars in super hula hoop. go play the damn thing and see how long it takes you. back to the wedding i'm trying to save money at every turn. sean and i have designed and created our own invitations that we adore for about a quarter or two per invite. i'm currently looking at online flowers as we're getting married outside at the sc botanical gardens in clemson so i won't need much in the way of flowers besides some corsages and bouquets at the actual ceremony and the reception is going to be at the madren center so i've got to get together some centerpieces there but i don't see needing to hire an actual wedding florist for any of that as their prices are about $1,000 plus compared to me being able to do it myself at around $300. i had a gorgeous dress that i loved but have realized that the $4,000 price tag is just a bit much regardless of the fact that i plan on only getting married once. plus i cannot find a picture of the dress looking very becoming on an actual person. it looks fantastic on a mannequin but the pictures of the dress in ceremonies are somewhat depressing so i guess i'm going to have to go on a hunt for one myself but i don't think i'll start that until may of this year as hopefully by then i'll have lost some weight.

we're going back to disneyworld with my family again in may. we almost decided on universal but i told them i'd rather wait till hogwarts was open to head to universal again. we also thought about a cruise but we have a member who'd be alone in a room yet the cruise still charges as if it were doubly occupied so that ups the price by about $1,500.

the kids [animals] are well. we now have two gerbils and i'll throw some pics up soon.

anywho i've rambled on enough and it's time for evolutionary history. have a fantastic day everyone and a great weekend!

enjoy the silence!

hotel for dogs, gran torino, yes man, bedtime stories, and the house bunny

okay so i'm incredibly sorry that some of these are way after release date and the house bunny i just caught on dvd so i'll throw it in for fun. these will be short and sweet as i have to pick sean up from kung fu in 13 minutes so here goes.

hotel for dogs - 5/10 snaps - really great movie for kids. you can see the ending coming from before you even enter the theater but eh it was entertaining enough. i'm a little disappointed in the lack of corgis and catahoula leopard dogs. i know we own odd breeds but they're just so adorable!

gran torino - 8.5/10 snaps - awesome. lots of racial slurs but it's to be expected when you're watching an old white war veteran in the middle of a neighborhood becoming very ethnic. eh he also makes fun of himself a bit too...people actually walked out of our theater in the middle of the film so don't say i didn't warn ya. really emotional but duh, that's obvious. it's probably what you expect if you're going to see this film.

yes man - 6/10 snaps - it was funny enough. i say wait for dvd but my brother loved it and i think sean enjoyed it more than i did so maybe if you're a guy it's worth a visit to the theater. i really like zooey deschanel, but i like her acting in basically everything.

bedtime stories - 6/10 snaps - cute. another save for dvd. adam sandler is one of my favorite actors and this film was fun but not quite his normal work. most kids would enjoy this one. the guinea pig with the crazy eyes actually didn't look half as bad as i thought when i saw the preview.

the house bunny - 6.5/10 snaps - i really enjoyed this one but again it's another one you've probably figured out the ending to before even seeing the film. it's out on dvd. i vote rent it for a fun time.

in eq2 related news i have recently joined a raid alliance and got the update for the second part of my mythical. only one more part to go - huzzah! i'm having a pretty good time and feel like i'm playing my class as well as possible with the gear that i'm currently using. knights are about to ding level 64 which is pretty impressive for the number of active players in the guild. most of the levelage is due to several crafters who keep cranking out writs for us and i sure do appreciate all of you!

i really enjoy my classes this semester. i've got evolutionary biology, a grant writing course, and unix/linux fundamentals. i've really got to step up my researching soon though as i'd like to get a paper published this semester.

anywho my 13 mins is up and i've got to go grab sean. hope everyone is enjoying getting back into the swing of things after the christmas/new year break.

enjoy the silence.

despereaux, the spirit, and doubt among other things

well i'm still slacking on the blogging even though i've been on christmas break...family and whatnot is obviously my primary concern compared to that of the internet world...just ask pyper...she hasn't really been played for several months now...we're not going to rehash that awful raid before christmas, i just have to let it go...anywho back to what everyone's here for...

tale of despereaux - 8/10 snaps - wonderful. lots of really great actors in this one as well...example: besides mattthew broderick there was christopher lloyd, dustin hoffman, and emma watson [hermione]. i really enjoyed the different art style. i do NOT suggest it for younger children. i'd guess ages 8 and up maybe. there's a bit of a backstabbing story here even though it resolves itself. i intend to eventually read the book although i also intended to do that for the golden compass but i kept falling asleep reading it [not a good thing for a book mind you]....je t'adore regardless...

doubt - 6.5/10 snaps - spoilers ahead...stop reading if you're planning on viewing...you've been warned. eh. the acting was FANTASTIC. i can't make it bigger than caps although it really needs more. however the movie was not so much...i pretty much figured going in that we wouldn't get the answer to whether or not the priest was abusing the boy which is exactly what happens but i did expect a little more insight so here's what we figured went down. apparently the priest was gay and possibly the boy as well. therefore the priest was the only one that understood the boy but they did end up ousting the priest even though he became the head of another school...i enjoyed the film and it was a bit different from what we normally peruse. meryl streep's performance and amy adam's are pretty unforgettable.

the spirit - 9/10 snaps - HILARIOUS!!! again with the caps right? if you're not a sin city fan not to fret. this film is nothing like it whatsoever. there's still a black/white/color bit going on but it really doesn't affect the film at all to tell you the truth. i cannot recall which scenes were in color and which ones weren't. spoilers ahead. consider yourself warned. i do remember the tie being red and the shoes being white but that's seriously it for me on the color front. i LOVED the names of the women as they were all hilarious...silken floss, sand saref, plaster of paris, etc. scarlett johansson was by far my favorite charachter as silken floss. i really suggest going to see this film. you have to have that insatiable comic bookish appetite on top of a great sense of humor but i really enjoyed this one. i laughed an awful lot. good film. definitely worth a rental if not a trip to the theater.

in other news i received way too much for christmas and all the gifts are lovely. i've received many dvds, video games, and a food processor among other things. i appreciate everything given to me and the fantastic people who gave me those gifts. i'll have to post a pic of the pwnies shirt at some point because it is oh so AWESOME. i really enjoy the holidays and had a fantabulous time with my family and sean's family. i'd like to add a little more about sean's family's christmas but i'm not sure who all reads this so if you want to know - send an e-mail and i'll fill you in - otherwise you're in the dark for now.

i'm off today and tomorrow. woot - part of my christmas break - next week is included, thank god! anywho...have a great day and i hope your holidays were as fruitful as mine.

happy new year!

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madagascar 2 and more life

sorry it's been a while and as normal i'm behind on posting. i really haven't had much time to see movies lately or do much of anything to tell you the truth what with finals week and lab finals week, things were just piling up left and right.

madagascar 2 - 8/10 snaps - i enjoyed it more than the first one. very humorous. definitely worth a dvd rental if not a trip to the cinema if it's still playing anywhere...

i thought about bolt a bit more and realize that i felt like i watched toy story all over again but with animals. if you've seen it maybe you can let me know if you felt the same, not that it's really a bad thing, just i'm sure they could've made it a bit more original had disney given it a shot. i'm really looking forward to several movies that are coming out such as harry potter, monsters vs. aliens, desperaux, the spirit, marley & me [as long as they don't ruin the book too incredibly much], amusement, the unborn, star trek [even though i'm not an uber fan], x-men origins: wolverine, alice in wonderland [granted it is set to release in 2010] and even bride wars looks like a fun time...we're definitely going to have a hard time finding the actual physical time to go to these films, at least the most recent onces coming out, but i'm sure we'll work it out somehow. where there's a will there's a way right?

in other more exciting news i got my actual diamond engagement ring which is gorgeous...mad props to sean [love you :*]. and somewhere in there i turned 27. sheesh closer and closer to 30. anywho i'm still loving school although the toll school, teaching, and work is taking is a bit stressful. nevertheless hopefully i've got at least a coupla days of vacation squished into christmas break somewhere. i promised dr. presberg i'd babysit her kids sometime during the break and i don't yet have dates plus i'm holding these make-up exams for biol 301: ecology & evolution. i may or may not be teaching next semester. they're just not exactly sure what they want me to do yet. if i teach i think it will either be biol 102: general bio for science majors again or biol 460: physiology which could prove to be interesting but thoroughly time consuming. i'm taking a unix/linus comp sci course, evolutionary biology, and graduate grant writing/intro to being a phd student course.

sean and i took eros and rukia to get their shots yesterday at one of the vet mobile places and that went pretty well considering it was dark and raining at the time. rukia was a bit nervous but eros just wanted to make friends and sniff everyone's butts. fun times were had and they're both completely inoculated for a whole $28.00. i'm trying to convince sean that both i and the cats need a bunny for christmas but i doubt that's really happening as he has some sort of aversion to rabbits. not like i need a rabbit but i think it would be fun to stir up the current mix of 3 dogs versus the 3 cats.

frostfell is in full effect in eq2 which is wonderful. we completed the heroic quest last night with my mom and dad and everyone got their most excellent fighting baby dragon plushie to put in their house. i spent 25 of the frost coins on the sleeping baby dragon plushie as well. it's so freaking cute! OH I ALMOST FORGOT that i FINALLY have my unicorn mount that i worked 25 hours tradeskilling in game to achieve. he is a most fantastic mount and i've only seen one other person riding one around. i was hoping for the discovery but i did get started on the expansion tradeskilling a bit post release as school/work is of more importance. i did get the discovery on the provisioner book however which made me a happy camper. now i can make some awesome berry charms but only god knows where you find the berries to make it with as they're selling on the broker for 20 some odd plat and i'm not paying that price for 3 to make one item only for a possible server-wide disco.

i'll have to post some pics of the dragon plushies and my unicorn mount. i don't have any great ones yet but i'll work on it. anywho i need to get to editing a website that should have been fixed before now but there's been this shortage of time everywhere.

have a fantastic day/week/month and enjoy the silence...

bolt and all sorts of fun

well let's start out smoothly...

bolt - 8.5/10 snaps - do NOT go see this film in 3d. i did and actually saw maybe two or three bits of the film that were in 3d. a great family film. a definite go see for any pet lover. sean and i both had a fantastic time.

hmm what else. the whole family went to biltmore. search it up if you're not aware of the biltmore phenomenon. biltmore is a castle in nc. it's a castle that's still available for everyone to enjoy. sean and i went on the horseback tour which was so totally excellent! we start out on the ride and the trail guide [ryan] told sean that roman [his horse] was a big fan of chomping grass and if roman decided to graze then sean should yank on the reins and give him a swift kick. well sure enough, 10 mins away from the barn, roman gives grazing a damn good shot. sean yanks up the reins and gives roman a kick to find out that he has magically BROKEN the reins. impressive to say the least. anywho, so then we ride back to the barn where we get a new bridle for sean's horse and begin again on our way. we have a fantastic time and end up in a surrealistic area at some point. we're riding around and there's a small meadow in the middle of these woods. we look at the meadow as we're riding up and notice that there are two deer grazing. how freaking awesome! anywho the deer decide to let us continue on and ignore us as we continue our ride back to the barn.

we've got several pics i'll have to post so that everyone can see what a great time we had!

for now...as always...

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role models, max payne, saw v, and life

well as is obvious i'm limited on time and haven't been able to post too incredibly much.

movies worth going to the theaters: role models - 9/10 snaps. hilarious. we're going to make shirts. that's how funny it was. i think you'll enjoy it more if you're of the gaming, d&d, classic rock persuasion.

max payne - 6.5/10 snaps. was a lot more impressive than i thought going in. had a constantine-ish feel but unlike constantine max is apparently high most of the time. doesn't quite follow the game storyline but was entertaining nonetheless.

movies that can wait for video/dvd [do they even make video anymore?] or that are already on dvd: saw v - 5.5/10 snaps. if, as i was informed at the box office, this is part of a series of 8 films, then it reminds me a bit of saw iii which was kinda crummy until you viewed saw iv. let's hope they were telling the truth. there were a lot of questions answered about the others if you're a fan of the films.

madagascar [the first one] - 7/10 snaps. was really quite funny. the penguins were hilarious. lots of references to older stuff that kids would never get so the movie isn't a waste for adults. was a tad bit short for my taste but how long do kids' attention spans last these days anywho?

everquest 2's new expansion came out this week so can anyone guess what we've been doing? the shadow odyssey seems pretty cool but we're quest addicts so since i've personally been maxxed on achievement for about 8 months now we're hitting the rise of kunark zones and finishing up all those quests we refused to do when we hit the max.

sean and i dressed up as hogwarts' students for halloween. we went all out. i'll have to post a picture at some point. oh and obviously we were from the gryffindor house. duh...

teaching the last of my labs for the semester this week. this lab is actually quite fun as we're looking at the effects of alcohol on water fleas and checking out some fresh pig organs. all we have left is the practical the week after thanksgiving. i think i'll miss my students but i suppose next semester i get all new ones...

registered for my courses next semester. taking a unix/linux comp sci course, evolutionary biology, and a grant writing course. i think next semester looks like fun. anywho i'm off to school for the day. have a great one everybody!

enjoy the silence.

biology revisited

if you're of the adult persuasion and enjoy those evil, gross, disturbing things in life then i suggest some reiko.

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we cleared protector's realm!

that's right ladies and gentlemen...our measly casual raid force cleared protector's realm last night! huzzah! this was the first night we were able to get past doomcoil [evil mechanical snake of doom - hence the name] and we even managed to finish off the last two encounters which was awesome because i got my first mythical update. i know this means little to nothing to those of you who don't play eq2. let's just say we've come a really long way from running courts. i'm just very excited. also in other eq2 news knights of the shadow dragon now has a guild hall. complete with giant baby dragon of course! anywho i'm off to work my arse off for a guild harvest box and to grade some more biodiversity reports. have a great day everyone.

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quarantine and other stuff that has absolutely nothing to do with the movies

good afternoon. i'm not going to apologize anymore as i've already explained that i'm so freaking busy i can't see straight so we'll just get started with the review and move on from there.

quarantine - 8/10 snaps - i was thoroughly impressed with the film, i expected a lot less than what i ended up with. i hate the jumpy camera films [blair witch, cloverfield, etc] but this one didn't make me so motion sick so yay! i think i may like this just a tad bit more than others due to my veterinary science background. when you see the movie you'll understand. i just like being able to figure things out and i especially enjoy turning to sean and going oh but this won't work because in real life you can only do it this way THEN having the character on screen say the same thing verbatim. huzzah for knowledge! anywho. also the film has marin hinkle in it who plays judith in two and a half men which is one of my favorite tv shows. all the actors did really well for a horror. like any other suspense/horror film they make lots of dumb mistakes where you sit there going uh maybe we should barricade ourselves in one room and wait this out or maybe we shouldn't go near that person who bit five other people...for this one, go see it if you like horror/suspense. you can wait for the dvd but i think it'll be much more fun on the big screen. i jumped an awful lot.

other stuff that has absolutely nothing to do with the movies...warning: rant to follow...

/rant_on

i saw a billboard this week that was completely in spanish on jarvis klapman boulevard in west columbia, south carolina. first off, i have absolutely no problem with people immigrating to this country. i just expect them to learn the damn language. it really pisses me off that you can move here and speak spanish and never have to learn english. i don't want to have to learn spanish in an english speaking country so that i can understand a billboard. if i moved to mexico, i would expect that i would have to learn spanish. if i moved to france, i would expect that i would have to learn french. i know lots of people from india and china that live here and THEY have to learn the language. why should it be different for mexicans? proximity? what a load of crap...

it also annoys me that our government wastes tax dollars on putting something in another language for people who moved here who should in my opinion have to learn the language. oh wait you say. the government didn't put up the billboard did they? au contraire [my tiny bit of french in my rant heehee]. the billboard is for a type of medicaid [first choice] which is a government funded insurance policy for people that are well below the poverty line [i only know this because i'm in the health insurance field]. so not only was the billboard put up by our government but it's also offering people who immigrated here health care out of tax payer money. i have an issue with this as well. i work hard and have not had insurance for 4 years because i worked. if i had stayed at home and not made money and not paid taxes i would have qualified for medicaid but my measly paycheck was too much for me to qualify for medicaid yet not enough for me to be able to pay the approximately $150/200 per month for private health insurance. my job just didn't offer any plans [they still don't] and i couldn't find another one that paid as well that did offer benefits. i am finally working two jobs and paying for the mandated student health insurance at usc so that i can teach there yet they won't even file it from their health center [which is also a load of crap as the health insurance requires you to use the health center first before they will even pay for any outside appts so the least they could do is file the claims]. so as i'm sure you can see i'm a bit irked. so here's my outlet in my blog as there really isn't much else i can do except try to evade taxes and end up in prison. sounds like fun [heavy sarcasm]...

anywho. /rant_off

back to work.

enjoy the silence.

eagle eye igor

hello everyone. long time no see. i'm loving life right now but it's insanely busy with teaching, my own studies/research, and working at vista so i'm a bit preoccupied lately. i've actually been on eq2 3 days in the past 7 which is pretty impressive considering my current time constraints. i've found that even though my backpack weighs 25lbs with my laptop in it [oh we've weighed it just to see how hefty it is] that i really should haul it to school everyday because if i have extra time and if i'm caught up on grading i can actually get some writs done for the guild while i'm waiting betwixt classes plus then i get a tad bit of my game fix releasing those oh so necessary to function endorphins. let's get on to the movies. they're both receiving the same score this week.

igor - 5.5/10 snaps - it's funny for us older kids/adults but not as laughable as the emperor's new groove. and if you don't find the emperor's new groove the brightest ray of sunshine on any otherwise cloudy day then i'm very very sorry for you. but cute film even though the ending is obvious from the beginning and the town's king is a direct rip off for the mayor from nightmare before christmas. just in case you missed it before this movie is a tad bit above your average kid's head. we'll quote a woman i saw coming out of the movie with her daughter. woman's blonde offspring, "igor was funny." woman, "i'm pretty sure i got a lot more out of it than you did." eh it made me laugh. if i were you i'd wait till it came out on dvd but would definitely check it out once it did.

eagle eye - 5.5/10 snaps - granted i knew going into this movie what was causing jerry shaw and his accomplice and the however many other people in the film involved to do what they were doing and that kinda jaded me so maybe my score is a bit low but it's one of those leave your brain at the door films and you can enjoy it. the action was exciting. i enjoyed shia labeouf [even though every time i hear his name pronounced it's a completely new experience], michelle monaghan, and billy bob thornton's acting jobs. they were pretty flawless. there's just a lot of moments where you go there's no way in hell this would work out that way but i guess a large sum of movies are like this and i shouldn't be giving this one such a hard time. i do love jurassic park but who sees that happening in reality anytime soon right? if you need an action fix go for it in theaters, otherwise wait for the dvd.

speaking of dvds go pick up iron man this week. i mean it. there's no hesitating here. robert downey jr killed this film. it is FANFREAKINGTASTIC! so again go buy it. i think it's available in around 1.2 hours.

anywho life is good. aurora gets her last heartworm treatments this week and hopefully that's cleared out all of the little bloodsucking fiends. you better bet i've shelled out the money to get everyone else tested and all sorts of treatment.

i hope everyone has a great week.

enjoy the silence.

snake porn

well i originally thought about entertaining you with the story regarding the title of today's blog but i've decided it'll prolly just be better for you to make up a more interesting one all on your own. this was all started by sean finding a baby snake outside our house this am and our capturing it in our attempt to identify it to make sure it was safe to leave outside. we're thinking it's an eastern hognose snake but aren't completely positive. i've decided to call him hamlet since he has the word hog in his name and i'm assuming he's a he, i'll prolly never really know. and as i'm sure you all guessed we went to see burn after reading this weekend with my folks.

burn after reading - 9/10 snaps - 3 words. ha ha ha. i've come to the realization that actors WANT to make movies with the coen brothers because it looks like they have a great time doing such. i suggest going to see it if you have that sarcastic sense of humor required for the coen films. actually i suggest going to see it just to see what george clooney creates in the film. oh i'm hardly able to type i'm laughing so hard. i have to finish downloading no country for old men cause i still have yet to see it /gasp!

eh besides that everything seems to be going well. coming down with another throat sickness but maybe i've squished it already by downing half a gallon of oj yesterday. i'm well enough to work so i'm not too worried about it. i'm going to guess i'm getting it from all these students who keep telling me they are ill. then don't come to class! heehee. i'm loving teaching and getting back into the groove of class. just wish i had some more time for gaming. spore has been great fun. i only have one creature that i came up with and made sean design for me that looks like a cross between a squirrel and mr. snuffleupagus [yes i looked it up for correct spelling]. then we played a little bit at my aunt's house and came up with another creature called the johnavore [ha ha aren't we creative - my brother's name {johnathon} mixed with the word carnivore] that looks like some kinda mosquito with two really tall legs. if you need a spore friend send me your name. mine's nightpyper and sean's is gonei95. sean's on the space stage, i'm about to start the civilian stage [i told you i haven't had time for gaming] plus i want to start back up on knocking out the bleach game on the wii. unfortunately i'm at the stage where i have to play as hanataro yamada and i just think that's going to end badly several times over as he's a healer in the anime, not quite that great a fighter. anywho, back to the daily grind!

enjoy the silence.

hamlet 2 and mirrors

i've gotten back into listening to avril lavigne recently. i think it's because i find it really fun to sing along with, 'i can hardly breathe, you make me want to scream.' anywho. i finally got the chance to go see mirrors last sunday. huzzah!

mirrors - 6.5/10 snaps - there's a little bit in mirrors that's your normal 'this would never happen horror movie jazz' but all in all i enjoyed it a LOT. you do have to take into consideration that i already have a somewhat odd fear of mirrors to begin with but i still think keifer knows better than to sign up for crappy movies so i think others will find this a good film as well. sean started bitching near the end of the film about how it had taken a turn where everything was crap but then the movie redeemed itself [surprising sean] and we'll leave it at that so that you have to go see it if you're interested in knowing anything about the ending. however, i will tell you they killed off amy smart insanely early in the film and i was thoroughly excited to not have a main character make it through to the end of the movie. not to mention they did a really good job on the cg of her death.

hamlet 2 - 7/10 snaps - i thought i would hate this movie. it was a lot funnier and a lot more engaging that i had hoped plus it wasn't nearly as sacrilegious as i had pictured. lots of interesting actors in this one as well...

nothing really stellar about either film. go see them if you're thoroughly interested in either, otherwise wait till they're out on dvd. they're definitely both worth a rent.

in other huge news...sean and i got engaged! the excitement! don't ask about the date cause there isn't one and i'm not getting married until i'm 70lbs thinner. if you'd like to support the quick method of april getting lypo then please e-mail me and we'll discuss where you can send the funds. just kidding. i do find it hilarious that we told our raiding crew in eq2 about it last saturday night and two DIAMOND rods dropped in the shard of hate raid that we were in. coincidence? i think not.

well break time's over so back to work.

enjoy the silence.

babylon ad, death race, postal, and the rocker

oh my here we go. these will be brief as, like always, i am pressed for time so here goes.

babylon ad - 4.5/10 snaps - this movie lost 2 snaps just for the ending so this one's going to have some spoilers. you have been forewarned. i enjoy vin diesel films. not only is he good looking but like bruce willis and kurt russell he tends to look fantastic even when mangled up a bit. his job was to put on the normal diesel tough guy and he does it well. melanie tierry, michelle yeoh, and the rest of the cast also put in great performances. the action scenes in this movie are fun. everything keeps you pretty interested until about the last 30 minutes of the film where apparently mathieu kassovitz [director/screenplay writer] lost his mind. i can deal with the fact that the main character aurora is supposedly this cross of genetically modified organism with artificial intelligence [which they elude to quite bluntly with the "extinct in this era" siberian tigers that are 2nd generation clones], i can deal with the post-apocalyptic earth and everyone fending for themselves, i can see how putting everything on an evil religion made sense to help explain away any reasoning, i can even almost put up with the fact that because she's a gmo/ai hybrid she somehow has all these mysterious magical powers such as being psychic, an empath, automatically knowing an infinite bank of knowledge, and the ability to avoid bodily harm BUT when aurora is mystically pregnant with twins [so we've now moved on to asexual gmo/ai hybrid] and ends up killing off vin so that he can handily dandily be resurrected by her father whose also some walking lab experiment in order to rewind his brain back to when he died to figure out where she's gone and then manages to die in childbirth after amazingly avoiding all sorts of other life-threatening damage is just a bit much. the movie is worth watching when it hits dvd and i only say this if there are alternate endings available. let's hope the new fast & furious film blows us all away to redeem vin just a bit. at least that film has michelle rodriguez.

death race - 8/10 snaps - not many spoilers here. i was thoroughly surprised by this film. i expected it to be total crap. figured i was going to see a b movie and ended up happily entertained. definitely worth a dvd rental. go see it at the theaters if you're a jason statham fan. plus it has inspired me to rent death race 2000 because apparently it's even more fun than the remake.

postal - uhhhh i'll say 7/10 snaps - this film is the only film i've seen by uwe boll that's worth a damn. i can see why it didn't have a huge release in the us [especially here in sc] because wow is it offensive. if you're american, jewish, white, black, muslim, a midget, christian, overweight, handicapped, live in a trailer park, work in a coffee shop, are a policeman, are handicapped, are a child molester, well basically if you're living you will be offended. worth a rent if you can handle the offensiveness. it does have a slew of pretty famous actors such as zack ward, verne troyer, chris coppola, and dave foley plus uwe makes fun of himself as well he should since the majority of his other films are utter crap. not to mention if you need a really great stress reliever the video game is most excellent as you can kill whoever you like and then urinate all over them. it's fairly interesting.

the rocker - 8.5/10 - i really didn't know too much about this one going into it. really enjoyed it. i love the music industry and this story takes a big punch at it. my favorite line in the film was mattie saying, "i mean look at him. it's like abercrombie's making people now!" i think i'll start using that more often. don't you always hate when you see someone who looks like they fell out of the pages of the abercrombie magazine? well now it's just plain laughable. worth a trip to the movies and most definitely worth a rent and/or buy.

other than that not much else going on. staying really busy with the phd work and haven't even had all that much time to game. hopefully monday will allow for a bit of r&r. i did get a fantastic new laptop and here's a link to her gorgeous self. that was christmas coming early so i'm very ecstatic about playing on it. anywho i'm working so everyone have a great holiday weekend and enjoy the silence.